The optical scientist who stole his colleague’s bifocals was sentenced to three years in a state prism.
Jokes
What a Pun Time!
April 13th, 2009 | Posted in Jokes | No CommentsTags: iris, optometrist
An optometrist told his patient: ‘It appears your vision is improving!’
‘Really?’ replied the patient. ‘Must be the luck of the iris.’
Glasses can solve ALMOST all your problems…
March 13th, 2009 | Posted in Jokes | No CommentsTags: eyeglasses, glasses, problem madam, seeing things my way
A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.
“What seems to be the problem, madam?”
“I’m returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He’s still not seeing things my way.”
Why You Should Wear Your Glasses While Driving
March 1st, 2009 | Posted in Jokes | No CommentsTags: contacts jokes, eyewear jokes, Glasses jokes, speeding ticket
A policeman stopped a lady and asked for her license. He said, “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”
The woman answered, “Well, I have contacts.”
The policeman replied, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket.”
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