Celebrity Sunglasses & Eyeglasses - San Francisco Optics on Chestnut » Jokes http://sfoptics.com SF Optics, the leading luxury optical boutique in the San Francisco Bay Area. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 06:20:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Some More Pun… http://sfoptics.com/2009/04/15/some-more-pun/ http://sfoptics.com/2009/04/15/some-more-pun/#comments Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:38:25 +0000 SF Optics http://sfoptics.com/blog/?p=347 The optical scientist who stole his colleague’s bifocals was sentenced to three years in a state prism.

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‘Really?’ replied the patient. ‘Must be the luck of the iris.’

]]> http://sfoptics.com/2009/04/13/what-a-pun-time/feed/ 0 Glasses can solve ALMOST all your problems… http://sfoptics.com/2009/03/13/glasses-can-solve-almost-all-your-problems/ http://sfoptics.com/2009/03/13/glasses-can-solve-almost-all-your-problems/#comments Sat, 14 Mar 2009 01:17:20 +0000 SF Optics http://sfoptics.com/blog/?p=176 A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.

“What seems to be the problem, madam?”

“I’m returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He’s still not seeing things my way.”

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The woman answered, “Well, I have contacts.”

The policeman replied, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket.”

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