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		<title>Why You Should Wear Your Glasses While Driving</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 05:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A policeman stopped a lady and asked for her license. He said, &#8220;Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.&#8221; The woman answered, &#8220;Well, I have contacts.&#8221; The policeman replied, &#8220;I don&#8217;t care who you know! You&#8217;re getting a ticket.&#8221;]]></description>
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